Pro tip - Don’t walk out with both copies of the fucking receipt. That’s basically the same as me getting stiffed. 

~*~*~tHe MoRe YoU kNoW~*~*~


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It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every human being on planet Earth

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These people need to calm the fuck down

I literally cannot STAND it when people walk up to the bar, catch my eye contact, then wave at me or wave me over. 

I fucking see you. Do you think I’m just going to ignore you? Can I finish whatever the fuck I’m doing? 

And another thing, when I’m talking to another customer or I have my back turned at the computer, don’t fucking talk to me or give me an order. 

I got my ass handed to me last night - and in the midst of it, this dude keeps interrupting my flow to ask for a taste of this, or a pint of that, or to order food… and its like - I fucking get it. You want to order shit. But how are you really gonna crawl up my ass when you’re sitting there with a drink already and I’m doing 80 things at once? Seriously mother fucker? Newsflash - theres one of me and 50 of y’all. I guess you missed that grade school lesson EVERYONE HAS TO WAIT THEIR TURN. JACKASS. 


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After Clocking Out and a Customer Tries to Ask For Shit

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Let’s talk about my shift tonight

ACTUALLY LETS DON’T BECAUSE ITS 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M EXHAUSTED. 


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Mojito

A bunch of bros walk up to the bar on a busy Friday night and the first one orders a fucking mojito. 

Then his friend goes, “Dude what rhymes with mojito?!” 
And the rest yell, “BROOOOOJITOOO”

Get. the fuck. out of my bar. 


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THE KITCHEN AFTER A DINNER RUSH

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The lights are turned off for God’s sake

If I say to you “Hey guys it’s time to go, we’re closing the building”

Don’t respond with “Oh, the building is closed?”

What did I literally just say to you


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