Okay.
So obviously we need pens behind the bar so people can sign their receipts. The restaurant gives us pens because they are supposed to stay in one fucking place - behind the bar. Yet every week I walk into a shift and find a pen cup with about 1 or 2 pens in it. If I get slammed… what am I supposed to do? Tell people to share?
This is a giant pet peeve.
So I wrote on the server announcement board “Stop taking the fucking bar pens and buy your own”
And allllll day I hear “Did you write that stupid note in the back?”
And allllll day I say “Exactly which part about it is stupid?”
To which the bitchy dude says “Do you bring YOUR own pens from home?”
To which I say “I did when I was a fucking server, which is probably why I got a promotion.”
STEP BACK FROM THE PENS MOTHER FUCKERS.
Magic.
Him: Let me get the coldest beer you have.
Let me just get yours out of the magic fridge instead of where all the other ones are kept at exactly the same temperature.
No, you don’t.
Him: I bar tended for a year in college, so I totally get it.
